25 Funny Instagram Captions for Your Instagram Selfies

  • If I can earn for every chocolate I eat, I'd have already be a millionaire.
  • I'm not fat, I'm just enormous.
  • Where there's life, there's internet.
  • An apple a day keeps the samsung away.
  • I don’t always study, but when I do, I fall asleep.
  • I don't think outside the box, but I think outside the space.
  • No college No cry.
  • People think that I'm short. But actually I am fun size.
  • They say keep dreaming. I think I will be dreaming till I die.
  • The harder you try, the harder you fall.
  • Only if I can eat everything I see on Instagram..
  • I've got some super powers. Eating and Sleeping.
  • I think I'm the champion of taking Selfies.
  • It's not that obesity runs in my family. It's that no one runs in my family.
  • When nothing goes right, go to sleep.
  • I always expect the expected. Coz I always expect the unexpected.
  • Behind every successful man, there's a cup of coffee.
  • I just need a holiday twice a year. Each holiday for six months only.
  • I run regularly, out of money.
  • What if I told you, you can actually eat without posting it on Instagram.
  • I earn everyday by eating. But I only earn weight.
  • I'm running out of captions
  • I don't wanna be a vocalist because I am already famous.
  • My cat is my pet and my pet is my cat too.
  • Don't worry too much. Your brain might get full.