20+ Clever Petty Insta Captions for IG and FB Selfies


  • I don't care if you don't like  me coz I ain't sure that you like yourself too.
  • Be brave. Make them curious.
  • I'm not fabulous. I'm simple.
  • I'm so tired of being tired. So now I don't care.
  • Fools talk about others.
  • Focus on success. Not gossiping. 
  • The lion doesn't turn when a small dog barks.
  • I'm always honest coz I don't care someone hating me.
  • Less friends. Less bullshit.
  • No revenge is the best revenge.
  • Hate me till you're tired. So you won't hate me anymore.
  • I don't have to be famous to be successful.
  • Stop talking abut people. Talk about things.
  • Always believe in yourself. But I'll believe in myself.
  • The reason you don't see my intelligence is the same reason you don't see my underwear.
  • Yes the problem isn't you. Its your thinking.
  • Just because I don't use words doesn't mean my vocabulary sucks.
  • If you think I am the problem, you are the problem creator.
  • I don't mind being underrated by someone who doesn't know me well.
  • A smile doesn't mean that someone likes you.
  • I don't dress smart to impress you.