100+ Top Short and Funny Instagram Captions of 2018

Here is the ultimate list of Top 100+ Best Short Instagram Captions for you to use on your Instagram selfies in 2018. Most of the captions are for both boys and girls. Some of them are inspirational, some are positive, some are famous sayings and the rest are just funny IG captions for you to copy paste on your posts. Also the list includes an additional bonus funny captions for you specially pizza and eating.


Top Short Instagram Captions of 2018 for Selfies
  • Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. 
  • I was born to be successful. 
  • Same me. Different day. 
  • True love stories never end.
  • To be EXTRAordinary, you just have to be a bit EXTRA.
  • Make the best of every moment. 
  • A moment of peace. 
  • Think different and act different to see extraordinary results.
  • Stay away from negativity #goodvibes
  • Carpe diem! (means Seize the day)
  • Rememebr me?
  • Have failth. 
  • Feeling awesomistic!
  • First selfie ever taken since my last selfie. 
  • To be rich, act rich.
  • Sometimes it's hard to smile. 
  • Beauty is something inside your soul. 
  • Never get distracted by your sorrounding. 
  • Happiness is to be somewhere like this. 
  • Mirrors don't lie. 
  • Best day of my life in one picture.
  • You are what you hangout with.
  • Height kills but selfies don't. 
  • No bestfriend no breakfast. 
  • Telepathy starts with silence. 
  • Love is in the air. 
  • Fly me to the moon!
  • Feeling earlybird.
  • First comes you. 
  • I don't believe in illusions. 
  • Never let your self being killed by someone else poison. 
  • Aim not the sky but the space. 
  • Waiting for the BIG day!
  • Say it with a snap. 
  • Bring the best out of you. 
  • Everyday is a coffee day. 
  • Work hard while they sleep.
  • Recreating memories with bestfriend.
  • You are your legend. 
  • I have better things to do than taking selfies. 
  • Story of my life. 
  • Selfies are addictive. 
  • Feeling motivated everyday. 
  • Behind every successful selfie, there's an Instagramer. 
  • The art or doing nothing is an art. 
  • A language that speaks. 
  • A small moment of joy lasts forever. 
  • Treat your self like a king so the animals follow you.
  • Be an inspiration to others. 
  • I dream in color. 
  • Positive vibes around me. 
  • It's now or never. 
  • Good vibes only. 
  • Shine brighter everyday. 
  • Have the courage. 
  • Bad selfie day. 
  • Rainy days be like..
  • Work hard today and rest tomorrow. 
  • Studying starts with a selfie. 
  • Me and my cat.
  • The right guy is my right guy. 
  • Flying to the moon. 
  • When you couldn't find a caption, it's better to say it with a selfie.
  • We are lost in somewhere only we know. 
  • This is just a beginning. 
  • IMpossible says it all. 
  • The first thing to do when you're moody. 
  • Everyday is a bad hair day for me. 
  • Have a piece of peace. 
  • Me and my coffee. 
  • Day after day. 

Short Funny Captions 

  • Fake it till you eat it. 
  • I'm not insane. I'm IN sane. 
  • I earned more than a million. But not in one chunk.
  • When you realize that you can't draw anything good, that makes you an artist. 
  • I go for running every night in my dreams. 
  • I have one talent, which is not having a talent.
  • I will find you and shoot you with my camera.
  • Same shit. Different pile. 
  • Deperate houseflies! 
  • When you keep saying a lie repeatedly, it doesn't become the truth. It makes you crazy. 


Funny Food Captions About Eating and Being Fat


  • I love calling for Pizza coz it arrives faster than police.
  • Life is short. Eat while you have your teeth.
  • There's someone always running behind me. Obesity. 
  • Challenge me with my weight.
  • We go together like copy and paste.
  • Fashionably late but always first to eat. 
  • I was born to be enormous.
  • Eat less sugar and more chocolate.  
  • I ain't fat but I am extra large.
  • I'm a teacher. I teach people how to eat burgers and tacos. 
  • Where there's pizza, there's me.
  • If you think I'm fat, I'd take it as a compliment.
  • When nothing goes right, have a milkshake.
  • Talk less. Eat more.
  • Muscles speak louder than the bones.
  • Cannot live without: nutella.
  • Don't be an alcoholic. Be a chocoholic.
  • I'm in shape. Round is my shape.
  • I don't eat a lot. I only eat just one pizza a day.
  • I'm naturally healthy #noedit
  • A small slice for a man.